If you search for temme.net, you find that it is just east of Facebook and just north of Microsoft… and it’s certainly not the smallest possible size. Not bad for a little vanity website!

Good to know, in case I ever develop ambition in that direction.

I think the problem at hand is that, during the lifecycle of any company, a shift must take place where the commitment to product quality and customer satisfaction becomes no longer the emotional product of a few passionate individuals, but becomes part of the fabric of the corporation. This means that process and procedure takes over from actual people who may care about customers.

Said process and procedures bring with them the danger that individuals within the company become disempowered and demotivated. Sadly, it is the only way to scale an operation beyond a few individuals: process and procedures must be put in place to ensure customers have a consistent experience. You can’t put the burden on what few employees you have that happen to be the driven customer satisfaction rock stars. They will burn out and leave, and expose the rotten structure underneath.

There is a fine line between empowering and disempowering your employees. If you do it right, employees remain involved, passionate and motivated. If you do it wrong, the customer experience will be consistent, but it will be crappy. Taken to its logical extreme, the only continuing contribution your employees will make to morale is to post Dilbert cartoons on their cubicles.

For readers who don’t read Dutch, Bart’s thesis is that literary magazines in The Netherlands have lost their significance as a breeding ground for new talent and as a forum for debate about literature. He substantiates this claim by tallying for two time periods (late seventies vs. mid-naughties) which proportion of debuting authors were first published in literary magazines: the decline is considerable.

For those that do read Dutch, a summary is available at the poetry blog De Contrabas. This site also make the entire thesis document available. You might also Google for ripples in the literary pond.

Great job doctorandus Bart!

So on my birthday, she took me out for “lunch and a surprise”. We drove to the City and ended up in the Japantown mall, so I figured that we might be going to Benihana for said lunch. But, when we got there I was told that Laura had arranged for me to Be The Chef, and cook a Teppanyaki dinner for a party of friends and family two days later! What an amazing idea!

That day itself was the training. They sat us down at a table in the back, and taught me how to prepare Splash & Meadow (steak & shrimp), chicken fried rice and hibachi vegetables. Everyone was getting the same choice, to keep it easy. A real chef was going to take care of the second table of friends and family, so they got their choice of entree and the real show.

Two real Benihana chefs helped with the training. First, they demonstrated the techniques, pointing out the order in which things happened, how long each step (like cooking the steak) was supposed to take, and the specific cuts, chops and slashes. This became Laura’s lunch. Then it was my turn: I got to try the opening utensil juggle, flip the shrimp tail at my coat pocket (and was given to understand that pontifically putting the last one in your pocket with your fork is a face-saving conclusion in case you miss every one), make the fried rice heart and slice and dice the New York Strip.

They had given me a spatula and fork with which to practice the juggling act, so I spent the next afternoon in the back yard with electrical tape on the pointy ends of the utensils, trying out the various flips, tosses and twirls. And areating the lawn in the process. But, in the end I managed to keep from putting anyone’s eye out during the performance.

The evening itself was a great success. The head chef of the restaurant, Anton, talked me through the performance and backed me up on the time critical bits. The training involved cooking one serving, but this table had eight hungry people (and one very small one (hi Emma!)) around it! We would typically split up the large tasks: for instance he finished half the shrimp combos and while I got to start all the steaks, I only got around to finishing three. Yes, a professional chef is much faster at this than a dilettante like myself.

The shrimp appetizer went very well. Since there are only three shrimp per serving, I got to start, flip and cut all of them. And then, the shrimp tail toss trick. I not only got one in my hat (though I maintain a that hat that big is hard to miss), but also one in my pocket! Yes, I totally meant to do that!

Chef Anton demonstrated the scared appetizer shrimp, did a fried rice Mickey Mouse (which I had never seen done before), and I got to do the fried rice heart for Laura. Finally, we did the onion ring volcano. This trick went absolutely flawlessly and you can see the result at the top of this post.

Afterwards, I got to taste some of the food and it was actually pretty good! It was a lot of fun to do, and rewarded by a Japanese Steak Dinner in the end. I am very happy Anton helped me and kept me from ruining the food… the special scraper tool came out only twice to restore the state of the grill. In the end, I was very tired but very happy with this amazing birthday party. I would like to thank everyone for coming; the San Francisco Benihana for allowing me to do this; Anton, Junior and George for looking after me; Carol for making it happen and above all, my dearest spouse Laura for arranging it.

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Maybe I’m Wrong — Blues Traveller

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Veronica — Elvis Costello

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
The Politics of Dancing — Re-Flex

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Bikini Girls with Machine Guns — The Cramps

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
The Way We Make a Broken Heart — John Hiatt

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Shy Boy (Don’t It Make You Feel Good) — Bananarama

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Sway — The Perishers

WHAT IS 2+2?
The Only Living Boy in New York — Simon & Garfunkel

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Old Friends — Simon & Garfunkel

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Do Your Thing — Basement Jaxx

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Woman! Man! — Gomez

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
The Size of a Cow — The Wonder Stuff

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Mack The Knife — Bobby Darin

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Our House — Madness

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I’m So Tired — The Beatles (Actually, it was Ice Cream by Sarah McLachlan)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
When Smokey Sings — ABC

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Stay — Lisa Loeb

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
The Change — Tony Joe White (ssh… don’t tell anyone)

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Chant No. 1 (I Don’t Need This Pressure On) — Spandau Ballet

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Nobody’s Wife — Anouk

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Eddie Van Halen — Josh Fix

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
The Flow — Prince

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Valley Girl — Frank & Moon Zappa

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Cotton Club Stomp (Wall Street Wail) — Duke Ellington & The Jungle Band

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Next to You — Southside Johnny & The Ashbury Jukes

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Blame it on the Boogie — The Jacksons

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Push It — Garbage

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Think — The Blues Brothers

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
What’s the Point — Josh Fix

No guarantees that using SSL will make me post more often. Life has been busy.

From the Grilled Peach and Prosciutto Salad to the Hand-Torn Papardelle, to the Angus Hanger Steak you could cut with a fork, everything was delicious. The desserts were simply to die for: the Blackberry and Raspberry Fruit Crisp was a simple concept, but so, so well executed. The Chocolate Silk Cake was in delightful harmony with its pecan and walnut crust and the salt accent does amazing things to bring out the flavors. We were hard pressed to not lick our plates.

Finally, it was all very reasonably priced. If you plan to hit downtown Sonoma, Cafe La Haye comes warmly recommended.

As of this week about 400 fires remain. I got a good look at this one today from my flight, from just south of Bakersfield looking northeast.